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still_alive.sh

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+#!/bin/sh
+
+slow_type() {
+    echo $1 | pv -qL 10;
+}
+
+control_c()
+{
+	exit $?;
+}
+
+trap control_c SIGINT
+
+show_file() {
+    clear;
+    cat $1;
+}
+
+clear;
+slow_type "Forms FORM-29827281-12"
+slow_type "Test Assessment Report"
+echo ""
+
+while read line; 
+do 
+	(say -v Vicki $line &);
+	if [[ $line != '.' ]] 
+	    then 
+	        echo $line | grep 'Aperture Science' && show_file ~/aperture_logo.txt;	        
+		echo $line | grep -i 'black mesa' && show_file ~/black_mesa_logo.txt;
+		echo $line | grep -i 'cake' && show_file ~/cake.txt
+		echo $line | grep -i 'heart' && show_file ~/heart.txt
+ 	        slow_type "$line";
+	    else
+	        sleep 1;
+	    fi;
+done < ~/still_alive.txt 

still_alive.txt

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+.
+.
+.
+.
+This was a triumph.
+.
+.
+I'm making a note here: 
+HUGE SUCCESS.
+.
+.
+It's hard to overstate, 
+my satisfaction.
+.
+.
+.
+Aperture Science.
+.
+.
+.
+We do what we must, because, we, can.
+.
+.
+For the good of all of us.
+.
+Except the ones who are dead.
+.
+But there's no sense crying
+over every mistake.
+You just keep on trying 
+till you run out of cake.
+And the Science gets done.
+And you make a neat gun.
+For the people who are 
+still alive.
+.
+.
+.
+I'm not even angry.
+.
+.
+I'm being so sincere right now.
+.
+.
+Even though you broke my heart.
+And killed me.
+.
+.
+.
+And tore me to pieces.
+.
+.
+And threw every piece 
+into, a, fire.
+.
+.
+As they burned it hurt because
+I was so happy for you!
+Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
+And we're out of beta.
+We're releasing on time.
+So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
+Think of all the things we learned
+for the people who are still alive.
+.
+.
+.
+Go ahead and leave me.
+.
+.
+I think I prefer to stay inside.
+.
+.
+Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
+.
+.
+.
+Maybe Black Mesa
+.
+.
+THAT WAS A JOKE.
+HA. HA. FAT CHANCE.
+.
+.
+Anyway, this cake is great.
+.
+It's so delicious and moist.
+Look at me still talking
+when there's Science to do.
+When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
+I've experiments to run.
+There is research to be done.
+On the people who are still alive.
+And believe me I am still alive.
+I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
+I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
+While you're dying I'll be still alive.
+And when you're dead I will be still alive.
+.
+STILL ALIVE!
+.
+still alive
+.